Literature
Hot Tub Crime-o-Scene
"Are you sure about this, my new chief slave?"
Martha nodded emphatically, her blue quiff bobbing with a sense of righteous truthfulness as she sought to reassure her addresser of the veracity of her previous assertion.
"Its just that, I believe, one should wait half an hour after eating before one deigns it sensible to swim..."
Martha shook her head.
"Lies and propaganda, your highness, it is the custom of royalty to take a pleasent dip immediatly after such a banquet, it... Erm... Firms the epidermis. And besides, this isn't swimming... Its a jacuzzi."
The God Empress Ashaka thought for a moment, before gamely dropping her robe, and di
